Lot #9
This trailer is in the red light district but the owner is bright and cheerful.
by Deb Welch
Well it's been several months now that I've been waiting for my attorney to track down my elusive ex-husband who took off with my share of the money from the sell of our business!
Believe me, it has been very hard to remain the cheerful person I am, after having gone through an entire winter in only a fur boa!!
Any-who, I plan to put all that behind me as my attorney, a ruggedly handsome man by the name of Anthony Penn, has finally located Mr. Pop in Miami, FL, busily setting up a dummy corporation with MY Money! And OUR secretary!! Humph, the nerve!!!
Mr. Penn has kindly kept track of me and my two pet pigs sending small checks each month to cover basic needs, oh, such a dear, dear man. Oh, did I mention he's single??
Although Anthony, ah- Mr Penn that is, has not actually acquired my stolen monies yet, his last communication was very uplifting, and he is determined to visit me soon, to see how I'm getting along. I cannot let him see me like this! I must find something appropriate to wear!!
To be continued.......
update ....
I was just reading in the Trailer Park Newspaper under Who's Who, and learned of a family by the name McCalister who will be opening a small clothing boutique!! How wonderful, I hope it opens soon!!!! I think I'll take Abigail some fresh cookies from the diner as a welcome gift and find out if she has something in my price range-- champagne taste, koolaid budget!!
A new resident has just acquired lot # 9. Her name is LoL-I-Pop. She
is recently divorced. Her mobile home, and some small possesions,
have not yet arrived, due to complications and delays,(such as little
short on funds).
She lost everything in the divorce. Oh, well, it's such nice
weather, LoL-I-pop doesn't mind
roughing it a bit 'till her things are delivered. She and her adorable
pet pigs, Petunia, and Rose love the outdoors!! And apparently her
fur boa
keeps her quite warm at night. Pity there are a couple of neighbors on
snob row who send her disapproving looks from behind their curtains.
LoL-I-pop can't imagine why ...
LoL-I-Pop is a sweet spirit. Must be why she is
never at loss for company. Besides her darling pet pigs, Petunia and
Rose,
her constant companions, the next door neighbors in lot # 8, have
been inviting her to their trailer for dinner and to expand her mind.
She's not too sure what that means, but dinner is good.
LoL-I-Pop just adores their love beads, lava lamps, and fringed
suede vests. The groovy music almost drowns out what is either the
screeching of several anguished cats, or worse, very scary organ
music from somewhere in the court!! There are also those two teenage
boys who seem to come out of nowhere every day to visit her, Hmmmm...
Oh, for those of you who might be wondering, LoL-I- Pop's full name
is:
Laugh out Loud Irene Pop.
